My husband is watching a show called, "Who Do You Think You Are?" It is apparently a show which chronicles celebrities as they search their ancestry. This week Brooke Shields found out that she is a direct descendant of French royalty. In my normal, cynical way I said, "They wouldn't televise it if she found out she had nothing more than poor farmer stock in her pedigree."
Brian (who can be even more cynical than me....shocking, I know) said, "They wouldn't be showing it if it wasn't Brooke Shields."
"You wouldn't be watching it if it wasn't Brooke Shields."
"True. She's even hotter than Jennifer Aniston."
"Really?! Jennifer Aniston?! But she's at the center of all your fantasies! You honestly would take Brooke Shields over Jennifer Aniston?"
"Absolutely, but Jennifer Aniston has self-esteem issues. I have a better chance with her."
"Sweetheart, I'll give you a free pass. If you are ever in a position that you can have sex with either one of them, I say go for it."
I'm not too worried.
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P.S. I just read the above to Brian. He said, "Thanks. Now I have self-esteem issues."
Anything I can do to help him feel good about himself.
That's so messed up.
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