Isaac: "I'm washing my shirt for the band trip tomorrow."
Me: "You should put your pants and shorts in the washer too."
Isaac: "Why?"
Me: "So they will be clean?"
(Short pause while he processes that.)
Isaac: "Touche'"
I will be coming home... Hark, now hear the sailors cry. Smell the sea and feel the sky. Let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic. (Van Morrison)