Isaacisms

Isaac was watching something on TV that mentioned carbon dating.  He said, "We should start a carbon dating website so elements can find compatible matches."

Would that be C_Harmony.com?

Funny Conversation

Isaac:  "Prey evolved to have eyes on the sides of their heads.  That's why bunnies' eyes are on the sides."

Davis:  "Bunnies aren't prey.  Haven't you ever seen Monty Python's Holy Grail?"

That's My Boy

Isaac:  "Want to watch Ender's Game with me?"

Me:  "Why would you want to watch it?  You hated it!"

Isaac:  "So that I can complain about it the whole time."

Lucky Me

Saturday morning I said to Brian, "Let's skip church tomorrow and drive to California and hang out at the beach all day."  Agreeably, he said, "Okay."  I then said, "Then I need to get a pedicure so my toes will look cute in the sand."  Unfortunately, we didn't get to the beach because while I was having my pedicure, he got a phone call that made him commit to being at church.  Darn that responsible husband of mine!  Oh well, at least my heels are soft and my toenails are cute.

Sunday morning, sitting in church, I whispered into Brian's ear, "Thank you for putting up with my craziness."
He whispered back, "It seems normal if you have to deal with it every day."
Can't argue with that.

Pi Day

I love my genius, math nerd husband.  Pi Day is a major holiday in our house.  Normally we have pizza pie or meat pies with pie for dessert.  Tonight we decided to go out to eat.  Marie Callender's was the only logical choice.  I told Davis and Isaac that for their entree, they had to either order some sort of pie, or they could have something with "pi" in the name.  They both ignored me, but Brian ordered shepherd's pie, and I had chicken PIccata!  Brian and Isaac also got dessert pie, but since Brian gave extra credit to his students that took pie to class, we had plenty of pie at home.  

Happy Pi Day and a Happy Birthday to Albert Einstein!

(I love this so much, I'm going to copy the idea and make my own Pi-casso....some day.)

Isaac, again

Isaac: "I'm washing my shirt for the band trip tomorrow."

Me:  "You should put your pants and shorts in the washer too."

Isaac:  "Why?"

Me:  "So they will be clean?"

(Short pause while he processes that.)

Isaac:  "Touche'"

Silly Boy

Isaac just asked if there's any pot roast left over from Sunday's dinner.  When I told him that it's all gone he whined, "Why does everything I care about have to go away?!"

That boy says the darndest things!